First off, I just want to say I was thinking about last week's Halloween episode, and I have to say, it was an awful lot like season 1's Halloween episode. Season 1- Ghosts come out on Halloween, Season 3- zombies disguised by the guise of Halloween. It is pretty obvious AHS is trying to back track on season 2 by going with plot lines, characters and actors that we loved in season 1. Careful AHS, you are treading on trying to capture lightning in a bottle twice which we know just doesn't happen.... Except Home Alone 2... Then again there were a lot of new and exciting plot's including Cordilia's husband strait up shooting a chick's brains out and then having some kind of acid thrown in her face. Basically, Sarah Paulson is having another really shitty season. Here are my "live" thoughts on tonight's episode:
- Let it be noted: My upstairs neighbor is playing OBNOXIOUSLY loud rap/dubstep music and is sort of ruining the vibe of the show. She is also stomping around and possibly throwing random objects on the floor. She leads a life I will never understand.
- My first thought was "is this a repeat but I never doubt my DVR.
- Madam LaLaurie is a fucked up bitch. She makes leather face look like a guy who has made odd fashion choices.
- OH SNAP! LaLaurie's daughters were planning on killing her! Intrigue!
- WHAT THE FUCK! LaLaurie tortured her kids and then WEPT over their deaths. Oh man, was is Kathy Bates the scariest fucking woman of all time?
- They have been dead over 100 years... how the fuck did those girls stay in such good shape?
- Honestly this looks like the beginning of the thriller video.
- WHAAAAAT THE FUCKKKKKKK Cordelia's FAACCEEE
- Oh man... Jessica Lange is giving us some grade A acting in this hospita. She is amazing I can't even... but can't she just witch her eyesite back.
- When the hell did Zoe become so in charge??
- "Tell it to the Army of Darkness" maybe the best line ever.
- Oh no neighbor boy! What are you doing??? I know your all churchy but those things gotta smell, wise up bro.
- WHY THE FUCK ARE THE KILLING INNOCENT TRICK OR TREATERS!?! Bad move.
- Can't go into Spaulding's room cuz I bet Madison has come back too!
- NAN SAVES THE FUCKING DAY!
- Flash back to season 2 in the abandoned hospital wings.
- What the hell kind of hospital is this? No doctor are around and the lights are fucked...OH SHIT AND THERE ARE ZOMBIES MOVING AROUND.
- What the hell is this blurry creepy still born baby scene? Focus the damn camera! Also... who i that actress and why does she look so familiar?
- Okay... so she brings a stillborn baby back to life... but she can't magically heal her daughter? This makes no sense.
- Loving the "Night of the Living Dead" car seen.
- Woah... Zoe has grown some balls. Too bad she can't have sex with all of them and end this. Some zombie orgy.
- Don't you let your zombie daughter in! Then again... you may be immortal soo....?
- Spalding keeps giving the best "I am getting tired of your shit" faces.
- SWEET VOODOO SCENE! Love that they are filled with dust.
- I am sorry, but a psycho bitch like LaLaurie doesn't ever change.
- Can we just talk about what an amazing actress Jamie Brewer is? She is really rocking it this season.
- WHAT THE HELL?! ZOE IS NOW ASH! WTF IS HAPPENING?!?! She freaks out with the cops but can totally handle the undead?!?!
- Yeah.. those things run on gas Zoe....
- Well... I guess being married to the devil has some benefits... oh Man is Zoe the new supreme or just the devil?
- What the hell is going on with the lights in this hospital???
- I am getting seas sick watching this scene.. wtf is going on with the camera??
- OH SHIT! CORDELIA IS A BLIND PROFIT!!!!!!!!!! We are getting all TIRESIAS up in here!
- The council is bacccckkkkkk.
- I can't deal with the epic-ness of Francis Conroy.
- FML WAS IT REALLY MYRTLE????? Did Myrtle really blind Cordelia??
- IS THIS STORY ABOUT MYRTLE REAL OR FAKE????
- OH FUCK! Myrtle SNOW! How COULD you?!?!
- Seriously, Zoe has the best hats.
- Damn, she is taking the fact that she is about to be BURNED TO DEATH really well.
- Suddenly Zoe is squeamish again.
- OH SNAP! IT WAS A QUEENIE FRAME UP!
- Give Queenie some spit water Fiona.
- Is Fiona just going to tell everybody that they will be supreme? Then axe them? What goes on here?
- OMG SPALDING I CAN. NOT. EVEN.
- Oh man... I thought her head was going to fall off... thankfully it was just her arm.
- Misty here to save Myrtle! Oh come on, Misty is SO the new supreme!
I just have one question... WHERE THE HELL IS KYLE? Did Zoe kill him??? WHERE DID HE GO??
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