The episode starts years back as Rook takes some new Men In Black or whatever the hell they call themselves through a vampire feeding ground. After one of the newbies pukes at the sight of a women's exposed trachea, Rook explains that the only way to do this job is to have "No care, all responsibility." Now we can understand Rook's lot in life a bit better. It isn't until he finds a little girl who survives the bloodbath that we see a tiny crack in the hard shell. Rook determines that she is human, and saves her just in time as vampires tear apart his new recruits. No care, all responsibility.
Not much really happens at Rooks office, Alex gets her hands on the file about all of the suicides and excitedly leaves. Hal admits to Rook that he's back on the blood and asks for more. Rook has some bad news, the is no more. There is no safe way for Hal to get blood. Uh oh.
While Tom awkwardly tries to ask Hatch about his feelings on the "quilt...on the carf..." he witnesses a girl being chased. She takes refuge in the hotel, and Tom sends the baddie away. He goes to check on the girl, whose received a pretty nasty hand wound. As always Tom is the gentlemen and when the girl realizes she's missed work, he not only fixes up her hand, but gives her a job. I mean, Tom is assistant manager (which by the way it definitely says "ass man" on his name tag) so he can hire people now. But when Tom introduced Natasha (that's her name) to Hal the blood is too much.
Tom starts crushing on the cutie Natasha hard. He even does a weird boner walk that is totally cringe worthy. He convinces himself she is a succubus because he's never felt this way before, but after Alex ghost tests him they are sure she is human. Hal worries that he is cheating on his werewolf girlfriend from last season, but Alex assures him that they are not together and its okay for him to have these feelings.
Later, Natasha finds Hal in a bad way. She sort of flaunts her bloody hand in front of him as he goes through seriously bad withdrawal Leaving in a hurry, Hal doesn't watch the mirror and Natasha notices his lack of reflection. The baddie who was chasing her comes back to find her, but Hal protects her. Later, Hal uses this mysterious past against her and fires her. But BOOM, she calls him out for being a vampire and tells him she'll help him. In a very disturbingly sexy scene, Hal takes blood from her thigh for ten seconds to help him curb the cravings.
Well apparently blood is the vampire Viagra, because Hal is feeling frisky. He goes home to find Alex pouring over the file of the hotel suicides. She is particularly interested in a image written in blood on a wall, but most of it's been wiped a way. She asks Hal to take a look but the THIS FUCKING HAPPENS:
The next day Tom asks Natasha on a proper date and gives her a, not as hot has Hal's, kiss. Her phone rings, but she ignores it. Hal meanwhile is getting cranky. After Alex knocks Hatch out of his wheelchair in an effort to prove he can see her, Hal freaks out and tells her to just go home. Hal, then catches up to Natasha and tells her the arraignment is off, which only ends up lasting for like 5 seconds until a bride to be comes in with a bloody knee and Hal nearly kills her. Then he begs Natasha for just one last time.
Of course, Alex can't listen and goes to Hatch's room where she discovers that Hatch can see her, but uh-oh she finds Hal having... a snack. She freaks out at him and tells him to never come home because she will stake him if he comes back. They both agree not to tell Tom what was going on.
But that's not even the big reveal of the episode. That call Natasha doesn't take... IT'S ROOK! She is the little girl from the beginning of the episode. She is a little Rook in training! After meeting Tom and Hal, she doesn't want to go through with the plan, but No Care, All Responsibility. She tells Tom that Hal forced her to let him feed from her. Tom freaks out and leaves stakes in hand. But as Tom is leaving Hal is coming in, and he legitimately asks Alex for help. She ties him back up, but only to get clean, then he is out.
Flash to Natasha back with Rook and Hatch. Natasha tells Rook she can't go through with it, she is going to tell Tom the truth. Rook pleads with her, telling her that she is like family, but when you live your life No Car, All Responsibly, well you can't have family. Rook leaves Natasha with a threat, but no threat is greater that Hatch and when he whispers in Natasha's ear we know there is trouble. She goes to the supernatural house, finds Hal tied up. With a knife she cuts Hal free... THEN SLITS HER FUCKING THROAT! Hal tries to save her, but its in vain ans she dies in his arms.
When Tom and Alex find him, he tries to explain Tom won't hear it, and just before driving a stake through Hal's heart, Alex separateness them. For the first time Tom truly loses it calling Alex a coward as he storms out. Hal pleads with Alex to believe him, but with the knife having mysteriously disappeared she doesn't know what to believe. Feeling everybody has giving up on him Hal leaves. Hatch is in his room having a Devil freaking orgasm. This has made him strong again.
Just after Hal slams the door on Alex's face, the ghost of Natasha calls to her. She explains that this was all Rook's doing but she doesn't know why she committed this final act of martyrdom when she wanted to make things right. Then, the scariest this ever happens... HER FUCKING CORPSE TALKS IN A DEMON VOICE: