This weeks episode starts where last weeks ended. Norman is doing his creepy Psycho walk to Shelby's house to get the belt he took from Keith when they dumped his body.
Norman goes to visit Emma, to tell her what he's seen, but her father comes to the door. Oh, hello Professor Quirrell, it's weird to see you without Voldemort on the back of your head. Glad to see you got that cleared up. Anyway, Emma's father tells Norman that she is sick and can't be seen. He then goes on to tell Norman that he knows Emma has a crush on him, so Norman needs to be respectful. Norman promises. Meanwhile, poor Bradley's dad has passed. She begins spending more and more time with Norman as she feels he is the one person who understands how she feels. LOOOVVVEEE TRIANGLE!!!
Tension builds throughout the episode, "Oh God, Oh God," became my mantra as Shelby tries to bond with Norman over fishing. It's awkward and painful to watch and just as Norman's face starts to turn Psycho, Shelby gets a phone call.
Norma get's taken in for questioning again. Turns out they found carpet fibers under Keith's watch which they will be able to match to the carpet Norma threw out. Norma tries in vain to get those carpets back, but she knows she's screwed and spends most of the rest of the episode crying. Norman screams at her, telling her that she should have just called the cops like he said, but she admits that killing Keith wasn't self defense. Norma's been through some shit, it's obvious her back story is an epic one and I cannot wait to hear it.
As Norma weeps away in her room, Norman storms outside to find Dylan drinking and smoking. They have some brotherly bonding as Norman confesses everything that happened with Keith and Norma. In a touching moment, Norman takes a shot of whisky and coughs on it. When Dylan giggles Norman says in the most wounded voice ever "Don't laugh at me." After Norman gets the murder off his chest, Bradley texts him. Dylan convinces Norman to go be with Bradley. And then...
******NORMAN GETS LAID!!!!!******
With some beautiful blue filtered cinematography we find Norman and Bradley under the covers. Okay so we don't know if that actually were having sex, but that's what was implied so I'm going with it. I'm really surprised at the choice of getting Norman laid, but I'm sure somehow Norma will psychologically torture him about it.
At the end of the episode, Norma realizes that Norman isn't home. Dylan tells her that Norman is out with a girl and he hopes he's getting laid. She freaks the fuck out. But she doesn't have time to get too upset because SHE FUCKING GETS ARRESTED FOR MURDER.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY IS THIS SHOW SO GOOD!!!???