Wednesday, November 6, 2013

American Horror Story: BURN WITCH BURN!


First off, I just want to say I was thinking about last week's Halloween episode, and I have to say, it was an awful lot like season 1's Halloween episode.  Season 1- Ghosts come out on Halloween, Season 3- zombies disguised by the guise of Halloween.  It is pretty obvious AHS is trying to back track on season 2 by going with plot lines, characters and actors that we loved in season 1.  Careful AHS, you are treading on trying to capture lightning in a bottle twice which we know just doesn't happen.... Except Home Alone 2... Then again there were a lot of new and exciting plot's including Cordilia's husband strait up shooting a chick's brains out and then having some kind of acid thrown in her face. Basically, Sarah Paulson is having another really shitty season. Here are my "live" thoughts on tonight's episode:


  • Let it be noted:  My upstairs neighbor is playing OBNOXIOUSLY loud rap/dubstep music and is sort of ruining the vibe of the show.  She is also stomping around and possibly throwing random objects on the floor.  She leads a life I will never understand.
  • My first thought was "is this a repeat but I never doubt my DVR.
  • Madam LaLaurie is a fucked up bitch.  She makes leather face look like a guy who has made odd fashion choices.
  • OH SNAP!  LaLaurie's daughters were planning on killing her!  Intrigue!
  • WHAT THE FUCK!  LaLaurie tortured her kids and then WEPT over their deaths.  Oh man, was is Kathy Bates the scariest fucking woman of all time?
  • They have been dead over 100 years... how the fuck did those girls stay in such good shape?
  • Honestly this looks like the beginning of the thriller video.
  • WHAAAAAT THE FUCKKKKKKK Cordelia's FAACCEEE
  • Oh man... Jessica Lange is giving us some grade A acting in this hospita.  She is amazing I can't even... but can't she just witch her eyesite back.
  • When the hell did Zoe become so in charge??
  • "Tell it to the Army of Darkness"  maybe the best line ever.
  • Oh no neighbor boy!  What are you doing???  I know your all churchy but those things gotta smell, wise up bro.
  • WHY THE FUCK ARE THE KILLING INNOCENT TRICK OR TREATERS!?!  Bad move.
  • Can't go into Spaulding's room cuz I bet Madison has come back too!
  • NAN SAVES THE FUCKING DAY!
  • Flash back to season 2 in the abandoned hospital wings.
  • What the hell kind of hospital is this?  No doctor are around and the lights are fucked...OH SHIT AND THERE ARE ZOMBIES MOVING AROUND.
  • What the hell is this blurry creepy still born baby scene?  Focus the damn camera!  Also... who i that actress and why does she look so familiar?
  • Okay... so she brings a stillborn baby back to life... but she can't magically heal her daughter?  This makes no sense.
  • Loving the "Night of the Living Dead" car seen.
  • Woah... Zoe has grown some balls.  Too bad she can't have sex with all of them and end this.  Some zombie orgy.
  • Don't you let your zombie daughter in!  Then again... you may be immortal soo....?
  • Spalding keeps giving the best "I am getting tired of your shit" faces.
  • SWEET VOODOO SCENE!  Love that they are filled with dust.
  • I am sorry, but a psycho bitch like LaLaurie doesn't ever change.  
  • Can we just talk about what an amazing actress Jamie Brewer is?  She is really rocking it this season.
  • WHAT THE HELL?!  ZOE IS NOW ASH!  WTF IS HAPPENING?!?!  She freaks out with the cops but can totally handle the undead?!?!
  • Yeah.. those things run on gas Zoe....
  • Well... I guess being married to the devil has some benefits... oh Man is Zoe the new supreme or just the devil?
  • What the hell is going on with the lights in this hospital???
  • I am getting seas sick watching this scene.. wtf is going on with the camera?? 
  • OH SHIT!  CORDELIA IS A BLIND PROFIT!!!!!!!!!!  We are getting all TIRESIAS up in here!
  • The council is bacccckkkkkk.
  • I can't deal with the epic-ness of Francis Conroy.
  • FML WAS IT REALLY MYRTLE?????  Did Myrtle really blind Cordelia??
  • IS THIS STORY ABOUT MYRTLE REAL OR FAKE????
  • OH FUCK!  Myrtle SNOW!  How COULD you?!?!
  • Seriously, Zoe has the best hats.
  • Damn, she is taking the fact that she is about to be BURNED TO DEATH really well.
  • Suddenly Zoe is squeamish again.
  • OH SNAP!  IT WAS A QUEENIE FRAME UP!
  • Give Queenie some spit water Fiona.
  • Is Fiona just going to tell everybody that they will be supreme?  Then axe them?  What goes on here?
  • OMG SPALDING I CAN. NOT. EVEN.
  • Oh man... I thought her head was going to fall off... thankfully it was just her arm.
  • Misty here to save Myrtle!  Oh come on, Misty is SO the new supreme!
I just have one question... WHERE THE HELL IS KYLE?  Did Zoe kill him???  WHERE DID HE GO??