Wednesday, November 13, 2013

American Horror Story: The Axeman Cometh


So after last week, we were left with a lot of questions:  What is up with Zoe's sudden power... is she the new supreme or just married to the devil (my money is still on Misty for supreme).  What is Cordelia going to do now that she knows her husband is a psycho killer (Qu'est Que C'est)?  What the fuck is Myrtle going to do once she is heal?  Will we see Spalding in a dress again?  But most importantly, WHERE THE FUCK IS KYLE?!  Here is my live-blogged reactions of tonight's episode:


  • New Orleans 1919 looks pretty much like New Orleans today...?
  • We meet the title character in an ominous voice over, feels kind of Dick Tracy-ish.
  • Oooh Danny Huston!  I love me a great character actor!
  • Is it weird that this 1919 coven seems like a bunch of hipsters in brooklyn today "Should we bust out the Victrola and play some jazz yo?"
  • Of course, like hipsters, these bitches don't play jazz, they go with opera.
  • The death card does not mean, death.  That has always been a pet peeve of mine, generally the death card annotates a major change.  Sometimes it is a loss, but non usually.  I used to be really into Tarot okay!  Learn more here:  Death Card
  • Why are they stabbing him to death?  I mean, go women power or whatever, but can't they use their magic?
  • Zoe if you don't think Madison is dead, what are you doing with her shit?
  • Oh HELL NO!  Since I'm a kid I was NEVER allowed to have an ouija board, my mom told me they could let evil in and I have been TERRIFIED of them ever since.
  • Why is Zoe suddenly SO interested in being a witch? 
  • OH MAN MY MOM WAS RIGHT ABOUT OUIJIA BOARDS!  Queenie said so!
  • OH FUCK!  FUCK NO!  EEEEEEEEEEE This is the most scared I have been since season 1!
  • I thought Fiona wasn't gunna do Chemo....  and why can she read minds now... AND WHY CAN'T SHE CURE HER DAUGHTER???
  • OOoooh She is doing chemo for her daughter!  Maybe she does have good intentions.
  • ZOE!  STOP LOOKING FOR MADISON AND FUCKING LOOK FOR KYLE.  You are too dumb to be the supreme.
  • OH FUCK ZOE IS GOING TO FIND MADISON'S BODY!
  • Oh MY GOD is that doll room CREEPY!
  • OH YES!  This episode is gooooooooooood.
  • Why the hell would you cheat on a witch?
  • Did Spalding get knocked unconscious by a doll.
  • WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE GIRLS?
  • <3 Hearing Dennis O'Hare's voice even if it was creepy as hell.
  • Lily Rabe is gorgeous..... wait is she growing Myrtle?
  • KYLE HAS BEEN FOUND!!!
  • FYI did ya'll here Stevie Nicks will be making an appearance?
  • Will Kyle be able to talk at all this season.  I love Evan Peters TOO much to see him have a part that feels a little beneath him.
  • He does have the CUTEST tushie!
  • Awww.... He loves Zoe so much
  • WHAT!  CORDELIA'S HUSBAND IS IN CAHOOTS WITH LAVEAU?!
  • When did this turn into the Bride of Frankenstein?
  • She has been dead for DAYS!!!  It seems CRUEL to bring her back!
  • OOOOoooo so hott Moira was a witchey-poo.
  • So THAT'S how the coven has gotten smaller each year!  He's a witch hunter!
  • Oh Lawd Laveau is PISSED.
  • Sarah Paulson is an incredible actress.
  • OH SHIT!  SHE CAN SEE THE AXEMAN'S GHOST!
  • Can a ghost kill you?  I mean... they could season one but do the same rules apply?
  • Good God I hope next year they make Paulson a TOTAL badass.  I am sick of her playing the victim.
  • Oh GOSH Fiona is looking for her one last fling!  Is it going to be the Axeman?!?!
  • Oh the hat, fucking hell.
Next week's episode seems pivotal with Cordelia learning the truth about Madison's murder AND Queenie going to see Laveau.  Can't waaaiiitttt!!!